Excellent... now I know where to get some good artisan jewelry on the cheap. Not considering the cost of the flight to LA, or renting a car, or taking you and Shelley out to dinner to thank you for allowing me to steal Shelley's handcrafted necklaces and, I hope, earrings. It's a complicated heist, but I think I can do it! I appreciate your support.
Unfortunately, she's not quite your size in the clothing department, unless maybe you could squeeze into one of her peasant dresses and wear it like a cullotte.
My wife and I are lying in bed looking at our phones. I’ve just subscribed to Bits & Pieces, and start to share your alarm system Story because we’ve had a similar experience.
And she says, “I don’t care about that. I’m watching a puppy riding on a chicken.”
Dude, you're like a funnier, smarter male Erma Bombeck who isn't afraid to say "motherfucker" and tackle controversial subjects like anal rape.
Erma Bombeck never talked about anal rape? Are you sure?
Excellent... now I know where to get some good artisan jewelry on the cheap. Not considering the cost of the flight to LA, or renting a car, or taking you and Shelley out to dinner to thank you for allowing me to steal Shelley's handcrafted necklaces and, I hope, earrings. It's a complicated heist, but I think I can do it! I appreciate your support.
Unfortunately, she's not quite your size in the clothing department, unless maybe you could squeeze into one of her peasant dresses and wear it like a cullotte.
Life in 2024:
My wife and I are lying in bed looking at our phones. I’ve just subscribed to Bits & Pieces, and start to share your alarm system Story because we’ve had a similar experience.
And she says, “I don’t care about that. I’m watching a puppy riding on a chicken.”
Thanks, Clint. I suppose you didn't have the heart to tell her "That's actually a puppy trying to fuck a chicken."
I may be laughing all the live-long day ! XO
Thanks, Steve. Very entertaining. A bright view of a dark topic. 👍👍
Hilarious!
Another fabulous piece! Love it!
I’m gonna guess…Sierra Madre? Nobody gets robbed in Monrovia.
La Crescenta, if you must know.