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Michael Muscatello's avatar

Your witty composition makes me want to become a vegan.😎

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Steve Skrovan's avatar

Musky, your colon will thank you.

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Lara Olsen's avatar

funny as always. I don't think there's a word for what I am - I can't stomach BABY meat. Lamb, veal, even roe - blech. (Eggs are okay, but if they have one of those little dots in the yolk, I throw it out and eat a different egg.) Once the animal is big and no longer cute, I do not the food I'm eating.

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Steve Skrovan's avatar

Oldmeatatarian?

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Sally Easter's avatar

Another winner! Love it!

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Steve Skrovan's avatar

Thank you Sal!

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Kathleen Schurman's avatar

Wow. David Melina, another “house vegan,” could have written this, almost word for word. We live parallel lives, although we no longer have chickens in the yard as we needed the space for the herd of rescued veal calves. But still … real close …

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Steve Skrovan's avatar

Hi Kathleen,

Shelley always wanted goats. But she's over that now.

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Brendon Etter's avatar

Sigh... Hitler was also an artist - a trained painter - yet, the use of canvas and colorful expression on such is not vilified in society.

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Steve Skrovan's avatar

Yeah, he was so sure that that was going to blow the whole concept out of the water. No back up plan.

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